This blogger thinks we should be putting toothpaste on our boobs and just NO

Seriously... toothpaste?

Of all the bizarre, weird and unhealthy beauty trends, this by far has to be the worst. Why? Because we are not, under any circumstances, rubbing toothpaste all over our boobs. According to Metro UK, the latest - and most ridiculous - Internet rumour is to put toothpaste on your breasts in order for them to "tighten and make them bigger." So many eye rolls. The publication claims that a YouTuber, named Naturalbeauty556, recently uploaded a video that claims she tightened "sagging breasts in just 5 days using toothpaste." Oh, but it wasn't just toothpaste. She used a mixture of toothpaste, plain flour, egg whites, and grated cucumber. As you do. There is also another Youtuber, Susana Home Remedies, who claims putting toothpaste on her nipples and Vaseline on her breasts make them grow larger. Thankfully, Dermatologist Dr. Susan Bard told Teen Vogue: "This is preposterous. None of the ingredients in these concoctions have the capacity to increase breast tissue or tighten loose skin." Oh, and it could also cause dermatitis. Madness. Absolute madness.