Someone has actually invented Viagra coffee

Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "stiff drink".

Some intrepid inventors have come up with a new cup of coffee that uses a natural Viagra to help you rise in the morning. The new drink, which has the catchy name "Stiff Bull", uses a combination of ingredients including *stares at product description* tongkat ali, maca root and guarana, natural herbs all found in Asia and South America. However, its makers claim that the coffee won't quite give you the effect of the blue Viagra pills you may find sold in men's toilets vending machines. Instead, Stiff Bull coffee works to build up and enhance your hormones gradually. As company president Keith Hanson explained to the Daily Mail Online: "It's almost like a fountain of youth for sex. It increases your stamina for sex and gives you energy, not just an erection." Apparently some 200,000 men a month order shipments of the beverage in the United States, although recent FDA (Food & Drug Administration) warning has said the ultimate "pick me up" beverage might not be all it seems. The FDA said in a recent statement: "This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerin and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels." So the Stiff Bull coffee may have you up and alert, both upstairs and down, but apparently it can lower your heart rate to dangerous levels. There's always something, eh?