This company is selling denim Speedos and they’re the most rotten things in the world

OK, ew.

Listen, we were never a fan of Speedos. They just give us creepy vibes. But denim Speedos? These are on another level. Fashion label Shinesty has these beauties on sale, and they're certainly a sight. They've coined them the 'jeado' and they're just plain weird. The description reads: "It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it." It adds at the end: "These should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results." Yes, that's really the description. They come in at $39.99 (€35) which is pricey enough for what it is. Will we buy them? Not a hope. Are they interesting to look at? Probably. Either way, we'll be looking out for them when we arrive in Spain this summer. You can check them out here.