This bride had a ridiculous set of rules for her bridesmaids

The absolute cheek.

Look, we know that planning a wedding can be stressful and brides like to take the reins for most of the organising. There are so many things that need to be prepared that it's only natural. But there are somethings that just cannot be controlled, especially when it comes to your bridesmaids. The folks over at Gawker got their hands on a list from one bride, who had a different opinion and set out a list of seriously ridiculous requests for her bridesmaids, including an instruction not to be skinnier than her. She also wanted frequent weigh-ins and sign off on any haircuts that they wanted to get. This is almost too ridiculous to be true.

"I just wanted to go over some ground rules. 1. Weigh-ins will begin in 3 weeks. I for one would really like some time after Thanksgiving to make my body forget about what it consumed, so I thought I would give you guys some cushion room 2. No-one can be skinner than the bride. That means Kelly and Lizzie will be on a protein weight gainer diet exclusively until May. I will have the nutritionist call you to discuss diet plans. 3. Bed times leading up to the wedding will be strictly enforced. I absolutely cannot have you all have saggy, baggy eyes. I am sure you all understand. 4. Swimwear attire: I would like everyone to wear matching bikinis that have rhinestones on the tushie spelling out "maids," which brings me to my next point. 5. All bikinis leading up to the wedding must be strapless bandeaus. I cannot have terrible tan lines in strapless dresses. 6. Sunscreen: We need to make sure you ladies look lovely and radiant and not red and reptile like. Pack accordingly. 7. Speeches: We all know what happened at Taylor's wedding. So if you plan to make a toast, please submit it for approval and revision, no later than 4 weeks prior to the wedding. 8. Hair cuts: If you plan on chopping off your locks, please submit your proposed new look prior to any actions (this applies to coloring as well). 9. Attendance: is strongly requested at all events but I will make some exceptions on a case by case basis. 10. Ink: Consider this a moratorium on future tattoos until June 5th. Those of you with visible artwork will be privately contacted with (temporary) removal instructions. Thank you for your time and consideration. Should everyone abide by these minor requests, I am sure we will all have a memorable weekend. Just kidding bitches, well, sorta. love you all, [The Bride]"