PIC: This May Be The Cheekiest Workplace Crime Of All Time

This is just cold... Fridge etiquette in the workplace is an issue of huge importance. There are some grey areas, when it comes to things like storing a smelly onion sandwich beside an apple etc, but robbing is just a no-go. A victim of this unacceptable crime, Keith O' Connor, sent our bros at JOE.ie evidence of what we think may be one of the cheekiest fridge-swipers of all time. The note reads: Dear Milk Thief, I would really appreciate if you could buy your own milk and stop robbing mine (which is small enough as it is). Thanks to you I have been without my porridge for two days. Thank you and Merry Christmas. We think the tone here is extremely appropriate, the perfect balance of pleasant and firm. However, the response elicited from the milk thief has filled us with rage. It reads: Dear Milk Owner, If you're so concerned about your milk, please buy a bigger carton. Yours truly,  Milk Thief.